How to decipher what da Leprechaun is really saying.
Artery-The study of paintings
Bacteria-Back door to cafeteria
Barium-What doctors do when patients die
Benign-What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section-A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan-Searching for Kitty
Cauterize-Made eye contact with her
Colic-A sheep dog
Coma-A punctuation mark
Dilate-To live long
Enema-Not a friend, pilots.
Fester-Quicker than someone else
Fibula-A small lie
Impotent-Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain-Getting hurt at work.The Aviation Minister.
Medical Staff-A Doctor's cane
Morbid-A higher offer
Nitrates-Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node-I knew it
Outpatient-A person who has fainted
Pelvis-Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative-A letter carrier
Recovery Room-Place to do upholstery
Rectum-Nearly killed him
Secretion-Hiding something
Seizure-Roman Emperor
Tablet-A small table
Terminal Illness-Getting sick at the airport
Tumour-One plus one more
Urine-Opposite of you're out