Rumour is Joyce to announce on the 24th that he's stepping down in December. Health issues will be the official line.
Now now, do not tease us !!
Health issues you say?
Strained hip from carrying a grossly overweight wallet ?
Bulging disc from straining to pick up that fat paycheck monthly ?
Skinned palms from all the Hi-5's, backslapping and general frivolity undertaken every time a KPI bonus is received ?
Perhaps he caught Hendra virus after sitting on the same chair that Darth used to sit on ?
Internal haemorrhage from an injury sustained falling on his own sword ?
Good riddence if it is true.