Well it summarizes the state of rear kicking that a particular airline gets over others when each & every one falls on same wavelength pulled apart by wild artificially created Breaking News.
Jet Air - ATR 42 from doing a 3 point flight does twice nose wheel landing resulting is non repairable landing gear.
Outcome - No breaking news.SRK joins Jet as Brand ambassador.
Kingfisher - ATR skids off RW in Mumbai and damages are beyond repairable causing DGCA backlash on Training imparted by 5 Star airline to its cabin crew.KFA 320 lands in GOA in VFR dis-regarding DGCA's regulations.
Outcome - India consumes record level of BEER and KF beer leads the way.
Air India - Tyre Burst on normal landing strip with heavy monsoon rains.Breaking news.Lives saved as pilot declared emergency landing( How come Pilot knew that tyre got busted while being on finals?
....words of Chetan Bhagat saying emergency declared by pilots ...yes he is 5 Point guy )
Outcome- Close down AI.
Kingfisher - Dozen full of Flights gets canceled due to non payment/late/credit/debt/advance - Pick any of those resulting in multiple flights being clubbed/canceled or in plain language...travelers got bombed by Mr Cool Uncle's 5 Star liner.
Outcome- KFA voted best airline in India by customers.
Air India - London to Mumbai flight facing severe underload resulting in with flight being clubbed to London-Delhi.
Outcome- Close down AI and please provide link for Indian Railways direct Bullet Train from London to Mumbai via European tour?
Indigo - Windshield bursting numerous times while being at cruising level.
Outcome- On Time performance( Landed on time to get repaired )
Air India - CRJ got engine problems in Chennai and flight delayed for indefinite time due to severe shortage of certified AME who is flown from Delhi to Chennai on next available flight.
Outcome- Poor performance. Please some one close down AI.
Spice - Perfect landings in Busiest Airport of India only to be reminded by Tower that " Spice you have landed on closed RW, Report to Tower Immediately.PIC- Roger ".
Outcome- Best LCC of India (2009)
Air India - Rat found on 747 bound for Gulf.Rat got 5 star treatment and honour for holding big bird on his tail.Resulting bizarre allegations that RAT was drunked by half filled minature bottle which Capt Beri forgot to offload with himself and got into brawl with local cleaners.
Outcome- Please some one close down AI & save RAT's from being made heavy drinkers.
Paramount - Best biz class airliner by miles as most of passengers are high class CEO's or IAS.Later many of them found to be money launders for 2G scam and various scam of past.Mr Paramount currently being raided by Income Tax.
Outcome - Best new biz class airline.
Air India - Expat pilot on leave from Delhi to Mumbai asked to vacate his seat for Mr Minister who was traveling to attend some RED FLAG meeting.
Outcome- Please close down AI as its wasting Tax payers money on Expats.
Kingfisher - In late 2008 when global aviation biz was suffering from recession.Mr Cool Uncle wanted Govt of India to bail out Indian Airlines and made a meet of FIA( Federation of Indian Airlines ) to get a backing and demand money or India face strike.First time some 5 star rated Owner said that if AI can get money why can't we?
Outcome - Got verbally trashed by GOI but retained Star ratings for not going on strike and being reminded that " Hey boss when we are least bother about AI and don't even pay them for their service then how come you think we will give you bailout....just wait we will provide you best routes snatched from AI "
Air India- In 2011 April,Pilots from erstwhile IC went on strike when notice period lapsed and no confirmation from management regarding arrears and pay parity with AI pilots came to table resulting in mass sick leaves following with sackings.Similarly in 2010 may low grade employees went on hunger strike which resulted in mass sackings.
Outcome - Stop payments to AI and close down AI.Don't waste TAX money on AI.Sack all ....Privatize AI....Sell AI....
Moral of this Bull**** -
AI can be battered.
AI can be humiliated.
AI can punched and then re punched just to shake off frustration of others.
But rivals are pushed for glory.