Unlike Toss, who has declared her gender in the most recent iteration of her location - is she an SO who is a dominatrix or a dominatrix who prefers to dominate SOs? (ah, the vagaries of the English language) - I've decided to be gender-neutral in this post.
I think, Mr (or Ms) Jizzmonkey that you may have misconstrued Mr (or Ms) PanZa-Lead's post. Nowhere does he (or she) say that he (or she) has been here for 26 years, rather that is the amount of LSL due to our Australian colleagues. I think you perhaps assumed that he (or she) is an old person.
STP