Airtags,
Can I please add one more to your (brilliant) list:
"We agree with what Qantas ambassador John Travolta says - "there's no-one I'd rather have at the controls, than a Qantas pilot".
We have been given stickers, lanyards, bag tags etc saying "secure our flying"
That means zip to the punters at the carousel. How about "Qantas pilots for Qantas flights" or similar? Or "Safety has a price". Big, day-glo orange muthas all over the side of your Delsey and let them go around 3 or 4 times.
"as the company rejected union claims it was sending pilots' jobs offshore."
So how does the company define Jetconnect?