1. A ridiculously high salary for what is in effect a "bus driver".
2. The ability to say "I'm an airline Captain" whenever possible.
3. Travel to exotic places (unless you do short haul) - but then you realised that you just fell into a hotel bed before crewing the next A/C home & saw nothing of the country....
4. S******G the Stewardesses, until you realised that most were married & your only chance was with 20 year old Gary from Essex.
1. True: I earn shedloads. Suck it up poor boy.
2. True. Better than having to call yourself a Looser.
3. True: I get plenty of time down route. I travel to Exotic places, and see plenty.
4. True: Plenty of shagging the Stewardesses. The married ones are the best, and the most enthusiastic.
The truth hurts poor boy.