Saddest Aviator: Have you thought about becoming a piano player in a whore house ?
Compared to 'professional aviation' these days, it'd be a step UP the career ladder, certainly so in terms of gaining self-respect, plus I've heard that the tips aren't bad, and there's always the fringe benefits that come with it too!
Slasher, does any of your vast & worldly-wise experience perhaps encompass this area of employment and, if anybody knows of such an opening, would they please let me know asap, so that I can apply for it myself ?!