Supplying dubious chat-up lines to pilots.
Holding the kitty.
Inviting nymphomanic nurses to the end-of-Det party in New Orleans.
Taking you home to the hotel in Crete on a 'borrowed' moped.
Looking after the captain when he needs looking after.
Looking after the captain when hd doesn't need any help.
Turning up late for wheels.
Sitting in the hot tub next to reception with some girls whilst the crew turn up for wheels.
I thought this is what the Nav was for..... and if it is`nt, What does a Nav do??
<dons flame retardent suit and stands back>