Air Lard Masters............backbone of the Royal Air Force's air transport fleet. Typical duties include:
Supplying dubious chat-up lines to pilots.
Holding the kitty.
Inviting nymphomanic nurses to the end-of-Det party in New Orleans.
Taking you home to the hotel in Crete on a 'borrowed' moped.
Looking after the captain when he needs looking after.
Looking after the captain when hd doesn't need any help.
Dragging injured people out of burning aircraft.
Turning up late for wheels.
Sitting in the hot tub next to reception with some girls whilst the crew turn up for wheels.
Doing effective but repetetive magic tricks to impress females.
Loading an aircraft with a highly complex air drop load in the middle of the night without complaining (well not much) then flying all day and dropping it on some God-foresaken place (Keevil).
Inviting the commissioned members of the crew to discuss matters of State and politic in the Sgts' Mess in Akronelli.
General Bad Behaviour and his staff officer Major Toot were once ALMs.
Drill, parades and other ceremonial matters.
In general, the sort of people that make life enjoyable as well as providing a reason for guarding your daughters.
