Divergent Phugoid!
You silly boy (or girl)
Flight crew often go on extended trips, sometimes for a few days and sometimes for weeks. It is therefore fairly obvious why they would want to carry personal grooming accessories, isn't it...???
One Ppruner called some one an IQ dweeb, and then proceeded to type complete and utter rubbish.
More accurately stated as:
One Ppruner called pilots stupid and arrogant, and then proceeded to type complete and utter (stupid and arrogant) rubbish.
Pot calling the kettle black, methinks...