This thread is about me.
The biggest Tosser in the history of Hong Kong Aviation
Having spent the last 20 years going out of my way to make people feel bad Karma has caught up with me.
I'll still get to be an A-hole on the line and school waitresses how to pour a beer correctly but I won't be ruining anyones commands or line checks.
Rather than abuse you on the use of the Anti Ice (which is actually automatic anyway) I'll now just get to sit there and tell you how good I am at everything.
Fender guitars .. I slay the axe like Kirt Hammet
Porsches ... I drive them like Darryl O'Young
Bitches .... They throw themselves at me when they see my mustache
Caribous .... I owned the skies in that slippery beast
I am the man I am the King I'm TOSS PARKER!