Looks like Chuck Berry needs to add some "pilots' verses" to It Wasn't Me!
Toolin' down the taxiway, on my way to France
Whacked into a CRJ and, boy, I made 'er dance!
It wasn't me, Boss! No no, it wasn't me!
It musta been some other body, unh-uh Boss, it wasn't me!
The taxiways are narrow, the ATC's unheard,
Just blame it all on JFK - and not my lovely bird!
It wasn't me, F-A-A, it wasn't me!
It musta been some other body, Nossir Cap'n, It wasn't me!