As for the pi$$ing contest:
Highest mark on the wall goes to Dundiggin - cos he's the tallest.
Lowest mark on the wall goes to Plasic Cab Driver - as he is too portly to reach the tap so he just lets it run on to the floor
Hey! I absolutely INSIST on Pi**ing the lowest, after all I could stand up in the Puma cabin, helmet on !!
lsh
