What are you on about? Your so called 'Loadmaster' is a 'Crewman' on helicopters not a freeking 'Loadmaster' - get a bloody grip and get some time in....ffs!
ISTR they were called 'Doormen' at a certain German RAF base mid 80s. At least that is the term the Stn Cdr used during a Monday morning mass brief.
Oh, how I laughed.
PS. I float around the province quite a lot now. If anyone wants a recent picture of past haunts, drop me a line.