Ladies and Gentlemen of Swanwick:
If you still haven't had enough of this wonderful humour and have a quiet period in your duties, may I suggest you get on the landline to EGBB tower. Assuming they are not busy also, you may persuade them to give you some of the gems that they have been assiduously collecting in a large volume for many years. I got a photocopy of it several years ago on one of my visits, and I do hope that it is still in operation.
Remember, EGBB was (is) the home of David (Bunny) Gunson!!!
Kindest regards, and thanks for all the wonderful control services received over the years.
P.P.