Crewfriend
It might have been some good trolling but you went too far. For people to really get annoyed and rise to your bait you would have to put something unpalatable but believable up for consideration. Sadly, as I enjoy a good bit of trolling, you put nothing in there that is believable - it's all unpleasant but there is nothing that COULD possibly be true. Good marks for the correct use of nemesis. Well done.