I should also like to say that this isn't ACTUALLY taking place in the Mess, so please watch your language and - if you possibly can - use words other than those actually used at the time. Even asterisks, or reversing the order of 2 letters in the middle of a 4 letter word, are sometimes not really acceptable and I'm currently amending some of them so you have to use a bit more of your noted vivid imaginations.
Other than that - enjoy yourselves.