After discussing with Wholigan the pros and cons of this thread I have re-opened it. So, without reasons whys and wherfores the thread can continue. All we ask is that you avoid stepping over the boundaries and consider who will be, or might be, reading not just this thread, but any thread and be offended by it. I perfectly understand mess life. I have enjoyed many years of banter, tricks and wonderful times like you. But we mods have a job to do and must respect what PPRuNe is about.
Also, please remember this. A thought that has been around for years. Think before you press the submit button. Enjoy PPRuNe - but please do not abuse it.
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