HAHA this is hilarious!
Sorry for telling the truth! You can all sit there and assume this type of practice doesn't happen, but your all the stupid ones for thinking it doesn't. What perfect company do you work for?
That was years ago and i'm not condoning these actions either, but all i'm saying this was a snapshot of my experience at the time.
Oh and an engine running on 3 cylinders still performs. May take a bloody long time to start and climb out, but it performs!