Assuming a minimum of 3,000 birdstrikes, a 40 year career, 2 months leave and a 5 day working week that equates to 7.5 birdstrikes a month or 1.9 a week which is 1 birdstrike every other day on average.
You must be very unlucky and I'm glad you survived.
Good job you haven't contributed to the bird evasion thread!