I thought I had seen, heard and read everything.
Our fumbling and inactivity re. Libya [farcical, risible, pathetic etc etc] may be beginning to educate the public as to our pathetic state, through no fault of the RAF: those who can read and listen and have an attention span of one minute plus.
We were last seen handing out bottled water, crisps and [blasphemy deleted] bananas and trying to fire up one scruffy charter flight.
God help us, because we are helpless.
Last one out please lock the door, do check the cleanliness of the loos, turn the light out, and try to do it in the correct order and iaw. relevant H&S and compliance legislation.