Yep, it's all superceded in the QR by that magical phrase "at the budget holders discretion"
Cattle class it is then
Could be worse, you could fly Easy Wokka and be sat on the cabin floor! "Ignorant crewmen, don't they realise I'm a 2nd Lt, dammit!"
And Beags, Virgin have hunted high and low for pi$$ weak orange squash, unripe fruit and those floppy cardboard boxes. Just don't come up to scratch do they?!
Breakfast in Paris
Lunch in New York
Bags in Oxfordshire
