There's an ossie fella, speaks excellent chinese, can do anything, currently globe trotting. He would be the best for the job, bit short and podgy, proven track record of telling people how to do things and can really whip up the media, so he'd be brilliant for cheap advertising. They always know where he is, just look for the nearest TV camera in any emergency, he'll come out introduce himself, with, "Hi my name's Kevin".
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