Gents, the markers have been updated in the meantime:
- Lebonese - FIG,JAM. Little effort required on your part, they'll do all the talking. About themselves. Just leave your credit card over the bar at ShoChos. Hairy lower-backs (reportedly).
- Americans -Loud and enhanced but great teeth.
- Aussies - (Revisited, as they seem to be recruiting a lot) Networked, pick one then stay away from the rest for a while. Long memories. Min 6wks between. Usually not a "cash deal" however you end up paying more with wine, dinner, Al Maha trips, wilful damage to your property, etc.
- English - Regulars at the EK clinic. Peak through the window before you go into the waiting room, that's why they put it there. Best leave your wife at home.
- Uzbekis - Some absolute stunners with that Russian bloodline. Voraciously hungry. Might be cheaper (long-term) to go this option down at the 'Snake, but use your friend's house!
- Scottish - Head-butters; don't make them mad. Screamers.
- Irish - Very fertile. Devoutly religious though so don't bother packing latex when you visit her. Use immense self-control and be prepared for the consequences if you misjudge your timing.
- French - See Moroccan.
- Canadians - Sensible.
- Nigerians - Wear two. Don't give them your email address. Keep at least one light on at all times.
- Afghans - Hard to tell which one's yours and which one's the bag of rubbish.
- Singaporeans - Good in the galley. Speaking of fried eggs: not much on the chest here.
- Filipinos - Notoriously sweet and cuddly at first, until you marry her. Then your balls have a blade under them. These women may be small but are known to achieve disproportionate levels of anger when they don't get their way.
I hope this information helps guide the younger bucks in EK.