LOL!
Are you trying to pretend that the average RAF AT pilot, in his skintight piss-soaked growbag, is "fit"?
Air Tanker have a good plan - attract the experience of civvy A330 pilots, and mix with the experience of military AAR pilots. Seems like a good ethos to me.
But as you admit, there are fat, useless, cynical, jaded pilots in both worlds.