IO540; you are sooo right. I'm sure some of them could make a great living on "those telephone lines" as they have the faces and bodies for the telephone.
Definately not EGKK, but they do have a lovely sounding scot lassie on director sometimes
As for the rest I find following the instructions simplest; Her "Route direct the kitchen and hold at the washing up."
Me "any idea at the length of hold?"
Her "Until you've finished the washing up."
Master in my own home? no chance!
SND