For details of the Militaries reports best look at Rick Jolly's In Confidence for the best way to phrase.
To say this Royal Marines behaviour was unacceptable is a given, even his shockproof watch was embarrassed.
The intentions of Lt Cdr XXX are devious. If I were the Pope and him a Catholic I would be worried.
This Officer has decided that he has only a certain number of heartbeats and he does not intend to waste them on the sports fields.
Works well when cornered
This man is depriving a village of its idiot.
My Medical Officer is a contradiction. She knows tight clothes restricts circulation yet the tighter her clothes the more she circulates.