Ahhhhh De Havilland... what a fine aeroplane.
I was once flying overhead Khartoum when the skipper asked me to get the Khartoum weather.
Speedbird *** requesting your weather actual.
Khartoum... we haven't got any weather.
Speedbird *** can't you look out of the window?
Long pause...
Khartoum... we haven't got any windows!