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Old 29th Aug 2002, 10:44
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to long?

..if you start bribing the airport officials for an infrigment that when it comes to light will cost them a substantial stay in a comfy african jail cell surrounded by 53.52 cellmates.
..when you start carrying a little black book in which you pretend to write the name of any official that attempts to converse to you in any tone not being the submissive.
..if you have your own barstool/table in at least five pubs in five African Cities.
..if the bar persons dont ask you what you drink but serve you immediatly as you sit down.
..if the nightfighters dont even try and bother you in any of the above cities.
..if you dont even have to tell the taxi drivers which hotels to take you to in any of the above mentioned cities.
..if you start paying local rates for a taxi.
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