"Just sign this statement Mr. Eakins and you can enjoy the benefits of full time employment again."
"But I don't agree with that ****!"
"Do you wish to be able to support yourself and your family in the years to come?"
"Yes."
"Just here Mr. Eakins, on the dotted line."
"Ok."
"We knew you'd sign."
"Really, how?"
"Remember when you joined this company you paid $30,000 for the privilege of working for us?"
"Yes."
"That's how we knew you'd sign."