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Old 15th Dec 2010, 10:21
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ZOOKER
 
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I love this new category of "legacy airlines".
Hell's teeth I'm off to the bank to get a loan to start my own company.
LEGACY AIRLINES. - Air travel as it used to be.
Cigar-smoking pilots in big hats.
Real food.
A real aircraft in a real colour scheme. Hell I might even give each airframe a name. I might even call one 'LINDA'.
Real hosties in min-skirts and hot-pants.
No hidden charges. The cost might reflect the quality of the service on offer, or the envioronmental damage the flight does.
After all, it's a false economy to invest in cheap goods. The destination aerodrome might even be near to the place passengers want to get to.
The cabin would be a CFZ, (chav-free-zone).
We could play legacy music on the cabin PA whilst boarding. Sinatra, The Beatles D-REAM, (for all you Blairites/astronomers out there).
How did Manchester keep 3 runways going years ago?
Do the extra firemen/ops-bods go home when R2 is closed?
Do they get paid for this time?
If so what are they doing to earn this remuneration?
And who scored the goal?

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