Oh just great, slobber sludge.
You really are a gem! Without knowledge of the poster involved except for the 'probationary' tag you get out the flame thrower and flame away.
I must be nearly ready to be important too, 'cause I've only been at it 27 odd years without a wheels-up-****-up; only 3 more to go and I'll be a legend too!
Get over youself, humor tends to make the world a more bearable place
As to the Goblin - I relate, been there, have that particular t-shirt!