Disappointing Off-spring
Talking to No1 son recently, he told me a mate had said 'your father must be very proud of you'.
'No'says No1.
'Why's that?' says mate.
'I've never captained The Arsenal and played for England' says rugby loving (the swine!) No1.
'But you were a 'Jag Mate' and Test Pilot' says mate.
'Yes, but I never flew with a nav' says No1.
'Ah' I see his point' says mate!!!