Good try, but for me this isnt what the forum is about.
Sorry.
Beg to differ. Lots of folk taking an interest, the poster has got some good feedback and potential for the thread to take off (no pun intended) in various directions. Plus a little humour and sarcasm to boot and, as yet, not a troll in sight.
It's the internet, not a lecture hall.
PS Whirls was a fraction quicker on the keyboard
PPS Got one assumption nearly right....he/she is a legal eaglet