Very true Molesworth1
But for full effect, also:
- stand outside in the wind and rain for half an hour before starting, trying to keep a paper checklist in reasonable condition.
- jam something in your door so it won't shut without inhuman force
- label anything you could possibly use to get some purchase to adjust your seat with "no hold"
- stick some dymo tape over various lower parts of the screen saying "U/S"
- smear dead insects & mud over the rest of the screen
- remove any semblance of CofR or POH from the vicinity
- have a box full of random bits of plastic and metal to rattle from time to time for no apparent reason ....
Gotta love flying
