I already refuse explosive detection in public and require the private screening option, its good because it means some monkey manager also has to come in to make sure the procedures are done properly. Quite frankly I use all of the monkeys to their maximum resources because I CAN and I do consistently. It makes me laugh too. The best thing is after I fertilized my lawn it was like a major security alert while I relaxed because I was being paid while these monkeys crapped on about me. Meanwhile let the delays begin while the monkeys stay behind in their little world (Which is about 100 square meters! lol! We will always win and think about it that way, I mean quite frankly what is the effectivness of the screenings for pilots? Nothing, thats why I call them monkeys. Worthless peanut eaters.
PS They like bananas too