It's enough to make you want to "almost" spin them a yarn just to see if they'll bite. Get it in to print, then see how THEY like it when their distant little world of crappy, second rate, high school tabloid tit-funded comic book journo-sensationalism is invaded for no other reason than to prove a much-contrived point.
Piers Morgan.....(you beady eyed, crinkly haired ****), we know where you live.
