juswant2know
Diversions occur for a reason & that reason is more often than not, to do with the safety of the aircraft, pax & crew. '...We would prefer not to have this sort of diversion again....' is such a crass & banal statement that it shows your ignorance of & failure to grasp the gravity of the situation.
If you want a cast iron guarantee that you won't have to experience an inconvenient diversion again- DRIVE YOURSELF & GO BY CAR!!!
Pillock!