So I'm not the only one , Sorry coffin corner!
TSR2
I know you're right regarding the potential horror but there should be exceptions when it comes to staff. I can wander anywhere, except the baggage loading area so I have obviously satisfied the security checks.
Lexxity
apparently a colleague of mine cuts the corner off and takes them through as two containers ,thus baffling the security men.
I'm thinking quite seriously of following the advice given on "Mock the week" and moaning with delight as they run their hands all over my body, however knowing my luck I'd probably pull!