Tricky one that Flygunz, I had a similar dilemma when 2 girly F3 jocks (who kept threatening to call themselves 'snatch' formation) complained that they were getting a soft contact on my hose. I suppose I'll just have to accept that with my chiselled good looks I'm going to be sexually harassed now and then
PS I know a girly pilot whose test pilot grandad was actually called 'flaps'...........needless to say it has never come up in crewroom banter!