No mood at all, chum. But the droning boredom that your twin brother inflicts on the ladies after his usual half pint is getting a bit passe....
I could mention a honey-trap which a certain Nimrod captain fell for at St Mawgan about a dozen years ago..... The UAS girlies had had enough of your twin brother and one of their number, who, shall we say, was less than choosy decided to teach him a lesson.......
Or the student who plied the 15 year old daughter of a senior officer with drink and then had his pleasure....
Gunray, do it, DO IT, DO IT!!!. There aren't many MCP dinosaurs left, thank heavens and you'll be treated without any prejudice.
PS - I don't mix work with PPRuNe play