If you say so glueball. Afterall you were there and I wasn't which is why you are able to so say with such unshakable, imperious conviction that it's a wind up.
I sometimes wish I was an omnipresent god too then I'd know everything, like a teenage girl.
On the other hand if you think it was exaggerated then maybe you don't have the conviction to have a go yourself. Why not try it next time you go in the "horror box"? Do let us know how you get on.
Back to the thread. What do you say old son?