Actually Really Annoyed I think you have a great future in recruiting, as in fact I was a rock-ape before I was a navigator. I regret to say, however, that years in the back of a Victor have left me with a back which is unable to bend sufficiently for me to drag my knuckles on the floor. And I really must watch out for those conjunctions at the beginnings of sentences (oops). As for my name, it is one of those with several variations in spelling, so fortunately I usually have a fair chance of getting it right.
Any vacancies in the Regiment at the moment?