Dear Jet 2
I see you are recruiting at Glasgow, where I'd very much like to be based (as I live here).
I've had a look at your terms and conditions and sadly have found them to be outrageously crap.
Thanks for your interest and good luck in finding some really gullible people to fill your positions. I truly hope that the 'successful' applicants are better at flying aeroplanes than they are at seeking employment for themselves.
Sadly I will not be processing this application any further.
Kind regards
Barbie