My favourite here was, in the dead of night, asked after handover from Manchester if we were 'picking up the localiser for 28'. Bear in mind we were still over Cheshire and well out of the ILS protected range.
Anyway, we're cleared the approach. ATIS offline so we ask for the weather. Bored voice replies 'Foine!'
It was actually on CAT 1 limits!
Love the last words on handover: 'Good luck'.