Maybe someone should advise these w@nkers that an airborne aeroplane that is not making any noise could well pose more of a threat to them.
We used to have the same problem with the rare engine changes on F27s at Wynyard.
Ground runs bang in the centre of town at 0300 on a cold still morning used to bring some interesting phone calls - so we left the phone off the hook next E/C.
Up they rolled in the fluffy slippers and dressing gowns.
Short sharp replies asking of their enjoyment of sex and travel did a fairly good job.
Best all
EWL