Scene, the bridge of a USN destroyer during fleet maneuvers. There is a US congressman aboard as a distinguished observer. After some dodgy seamanship to recover and stow the helo a signalman appears on the bridge with a flimsy in his hand.
Sigs: Message from the admiral sir!
Capt: Read it to me.
Sigs: Sir, I don't think...
Capt: Nonsense my boy, read it out loud.
Sigs: What the h*ll do you think you are doing you idiot? You almost rammed the flagship.
Capt: Very well, take that below and have it decoded.