Quality of Uniform

[Union Jack]

.... the quality of what is supplied is of course an entirely different matter

..... which brings to mind the 1960s (?) TV series Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width, whilst

..... As I recall the Clothing Store, without the aid of a computer in those days, had devised a devilishly clever system of never been open at a time anyone could attend

..... recalls the old shout by NAAFI Managers on board ships as the roller shutter went up of "Canteen's open! Canteen's closed! Mind your fingers!" followed by a great crash as the shutter went straight down again!

Jack