Well up to now I have confirmed via email that there's free wifi in a few hotels in Abu Dhabi so it's not such a ridiculous question. I'm glad that when you initially went there you knew everything there was to know so you didn't have to ask anyone.
I just don't get this attitude. I've been flying for decades, ATP/CFII in both airplane and helos, retired US Air Force, and lots of other accomplishments but one thing you'll never see me doing is making fun of or looking down on somebody for asking a question. When I don't want to answer a question or don't know the answer, I just don't post anything.