little something that happened to my classmate on his first flight after he got PPL
a/c: i'm loooooooooooooooooost
ATC: ok, where are you?
a/c: ummmmmmm, circling over a city
ATC: good for you, what do you see
a/c: forest
ATC: great, what else
a/c: dunno
not really and actual conversation, but something similar
also this was in slovenian language on FIS, we had a lot of laughs on this one since than